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~ Tuesday, June 4 ~
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BEN POPKEN WRITES: The $1000 tip - trying to verify a viral story in the age of internet secrets

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I was able to get the person who posted the $1000 tip to talk to me after I posted a couple of notes on her tumblr.

sadly, under instructions from her mom and refused to give any more details to verify the story, even when I said we could work together to decide how much identifying…


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~ Tuesday, May 28 ~
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When someone says they don’t like chocolate

whatshouldwecallme:

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HERE WE GO. YES.

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~ Saturday, May 18 ~
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09x24 Finale

SUCH a great line. All my college-era shows are ending :( I feel like I’m graduating again.

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~ Friday, May 17 ~
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09x24 Finale WOW Rachael Harris as Angela’s sister = some genius casting. So.perfect.

09x24 Finale

WOW Rachael Harris as Angela’s sister = some genius casting. So.perfect.

Tags: The Office Angela Kinsey Rachael Harris
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~ Tuesday, May 14 ~
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Just reread one of my favorite books. The narrator is an autistic boy, so the story is funny and heartbreaking in an interesting, detached way. “I also said that I cared about dogs because they were faithful and honest, and some dogs were cleverer and more interesting than some people. Steve, for example, who comes to the school on Thursdays, needs help to eat his food and could not even fetch a stick. Siobhan asked me not to say this to Steve’s mother.”

Just reread one of my favorite books. The narrator is an autistic boy, so the story is funny and heartbreaking in an interesting, detached way.

“I also said that I cared about dogs because they were faithful and honest, and some dogs were cleverer and more interesting than some people. Steve, for example, who comes to the school on Thursdays, needs help to eat his food and could not even fetch a stick. Siobhan asked me not to say this to Steve’s mother.”

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~ Saturday, May 11 ~
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mediareporter:

Watergate: The Video Game

Journalists: It’s the game you’ve always wanted to play. Forget finding Carmen Sandiego. In Watergate: The Video Game, you’re on the hunt to expose Richard Nixon’s corruption. Here, the real sleuthing happens through interviews, document acquisition and hard-hitting reporting. This is the best way to celebrate the Pulitzer Prize that the Washington Post received 40 years ago today for its coverage of the Watergate scandal.


AMAZING. Go play it. The writing is hilarious.

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~ Thursday, May 9 ~
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Adulting: Central adulting theme: Harden the fuck up

adulting:

Sometimes, you will think to yourself, “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! I have so, so much to do, and neither the will nor the energy to do any of it.” At this moment, there are two options:

• Go get back in bed, thus letting others and yourself down, or;
• Harden the fuck up.

As far as I’m concerned,…

I should print this out and tape it onto every surface of my room. This verbal slap in the face is exactly what I need right now!

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~ Monday, May 6 ~
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weezerfann: one of my favorite characters in tv history I love Andy Dwyer so much. SO MUCH. Like a giant puppy dog. 05x22 Are You Better Off?

weezerfann:

one of my favorite characters in tv history

I love Andy Dwyer so much. SO MUCH. Like a giant puppy dog.

05x22 Are You Better Off?

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annamarie: John wins at Valentine’s day. This bouquet just showed up at my door, the card is from Marcus, a character from the Lifetime Original Movie “Fatal Reunion,” which we watched this past week. Spoiler alert: Later today I will find out that it is not, in fact, Marcus who is stalking me, but his jealous ex wife. Also a car will try to hit me and I will be carrying groceries which will obviously fly everywhere. *Also, John had to dictate this to a woman at a flower shop. lol. LOL I would like this please, no gross mushy stuff.

annamarie:

John wins at Valentine’s day. This bouquet just showed up at my door, the card is from Marcus, a character from the Lifetime Original Movie “Fatal Reunion,” which we watched this past week. Spoiler alert: Later today I will find out that it is not, in fact, Marcus who is stalking me, but his jealous ex wife. Also a car will try to hit me and I will be carrying groceries which will obviously fly everywhere.


*Also, John had to dictate this to a woman at a flower shop. lol.

LOL I would like this please, no gross mushy stuff.

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09x21 Living the Dream

Not sure if this was an intentional reference to Tobias or not, but welcome back, not-shitty-Office! Good to see you again! Where the hell have you been this whole season?! Jim and Pam were kinda gross in this, but Dwight, Andy, and Angela/Oscar made me tear up. Good job. Too bad you wasted most of the season forcing Boom Guy on everyone and turning Andy into a dick.

Tags: The Office Arrested Development Ed Helms David Cross
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