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hey awkward thing over here

In.LOVE.with Kkap Min <3 My favoritest greatest female dancer in kpop (Brian Joo for male). They both do funny dances so well because they can actually DANCE, and they even make sexy funny. When she knocks the crackers out of the guy’s hand HAHAHA


“Ooh, child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child, things will get brighter.”



Ooh, child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child, things will get brighter.


The only good thing to come out of watching a movie like Last Love is talking to my old roomie in real time about how terrible it is. (The scene we’re talking about is the one between the gal and the son about 1hr30min in, that literally comes out of nowhere.) Did we watch an abridged version that cut out all the scenes with character development? And all the scenes where Michael Caine actually spoke in an American accent?

(not) Meeting Conan

Last night I had a dream that I finally FINALLY met Conan O’Brien. I got to give him a HUGE hug and tell him what a longtime fan I was, and we took photos where it started as a one-arm side-hug, and then I was like “Oh what the hell” and moved my other arm up to complete the hug circle. Sort of like this sloth clutching a tree, but less cute.

It was amazing.

And then I woke up and realized that it was just a dream - my longtime wish did not come true, and my day became a deep dark abyss of heartbreak and despair. Why must you play such cruel tricks on me, brain.


Me, every day. 



Looked up a cute comedian and found out he’s 27 - Oh he’s so young!

Realized I’m only 2 years younger with way less accomplished - OH GAWD I’M FUCKING OLD

Yup. Yes. This is me.

Yup. Yes. This is me.

Goodbye, Xanga

I got an email from YW the other day, asking me how to find her old Xanga. Then I found out that Xanga had a whole “Xanga 2.0!” overhaul where they archived your posts only if you had logged in within the past 5 years. YW’s last post was, sadly, in 2008. SO CLOSE!

In loving memory of her short-lived hilarious xanga, here are some excerpts saved from my last visit back in 2010.

"wow……obviously NO ONe reads my xanga…how sad…wasn’t really
expected anyone too though but the first two entries i was having so
much SUCCESS with my comments….damn ….jk……well will write latah

"and this thanksgiving kinda was not that great. there was so much food
and everything, everyone..etc etc…that was awesome…..but it was so
sad cuz i was so weak sauce this thanksgiving. I couldn’t even finish my
second plate…i mean WUT THE HELL?”

"I’m bringing Xanga back - drop a comment if you’re with me!" - Feb 28, 2008. RIP.

Broken Bells - October | A Take Away Show

My heart is crying big fat emo tears because I missed their concert last Saturday in Oakland.

Silicon Valley 01x01 Minimum Viable Product

HBO has the first episode up on YouTube. I actually really like this show so far, probably because I’ve lived all over the bay area for so long and have heard (and seen) so much of the tech/start-up culture. TJ Miller is especially hilarious (that smug look after he looks up where Campbell soup is, the way he slobbers down ramen noodles), but I really want to see more of Martin Starr aka my favorite Freaks and Geeks character aka Bill Haverchuck <3

Also this scene at 16 minutes in:

"It’s weird. They always travel in groups of 5. These programmers, there’s always a tall skinny white guy, short skinny Asian guy, fat guy with a ponytail, some guy with crazy facial hair, and then an East Indian guy. It’s like they trade guys until they all have the right group."

"You clearly have a great understanding of humanity."