Jerry: Barney, what is going on?
Barney: This [basketball hoop] is mine.
Jerry: I don’t understand.
Barney: J.J. gets a childhood, a dad, a real family, and a basketball hoop? No, no, I at least get the hoop. I’m taking it with me.
Jerry: Please, just come down and talk to me.
Barney: Why, why should I? You’re lame, okay? You’re just some lame suburban dad.
Jerry: Why does that make you so mad?
Barney: Because if you were going to be some lame suburban dad, why couldn’t you have been that for me?!
omggg I just watched this episode and teared up like crazy T_T Poor Barney! Now I must compose myself for class.